Monday, May 22, 2017

101 Mostly Irrelevant Questions and Answers

The stuff people ask me! I'll put an updated set of questions in the comments area.

1.) When's your birthday?
July 13

2.) What's your sign?
Slippery When Wet. Oh, you mean astrological? Cancer, the crab

3.) What's​ your favorite color?
Black, although many would argue that black isn’t a color. Let’s go with pink and blue shades, also lavender

4.) What's your favorite season?
Spring

5.) Where are you from?
Born in Southern California

6.) Where do you currently live?
Long Beach, CA

7.) How old are you?
Old enough. (55)

8.) What is your gender?
Female

9.) What is your sexual orientation?
Whenever possible! I’m very selective, but gender had little to do with it.

10.) What is your favorite bodily asset?
My eyes.

11.) Who's your favorite superhero?
I don’t think I ever had one.

12.) When was the last time that you had sex?
A long while ago. Given the choice, I’d have sex at least once a week

13.) What is your favorite position?
Depends on what’s being done and by whom.

14.) What is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Currently? Engaging in intercourse with one of my Partners.

15.) What type of music do you listen to?
I have an eclectic taste in music. I dislike bluegrass and electronica.

16.) Who are five of your favorite musical artists?
Not answering with the names, but at least one is Heavy metal at least one is a rap artist, at least one started as a boy band from the 1960’s, and one is a female who started in the 1980’s. None of them is Cher.

17.) What are five of your favorite musical albums?
Dark Side of the Moon
Boston
Disney’s Classics (produced in 1980?)
Bat out of Hell
The Anthology of Bread
(None of the above were mentioned in #16)

18.) What type of movies/TV shows do you watch?
I don’t have a “type”

19.) Who are five of your favorite actors & actresses?
Sandra Bullock
Samuel L Jackson
Jack Nicholson
Morgan Freeman
Helen Mirren
Uma Thurman

20.) Who are three of your favorite directors?
Quentin Tarantino
Kevin Smith
I don’t have a third at the moment

21.) What are some of your hobbies?
Napping and cooking large meals.

22.) What type of underwear do you prefer to wear?
Comfortable

23.) Do you have any tats and/or piercings? If so, how many and where at?
Yes to both. I even have a scarification piece. At one point I had about 30 piercings. Most have been retired.

24.) What is your favorite pastime?
Reading books. I mean REAL books, not those e-book things.

25.) What do you like to do for fun?
You mean besides my hobbies and my favorite pastime? Writing.

26.) What are five qualities that you look for in a significant other and/or friend?
Honesty
The ability to laugh at one’s self and me
Kindness
A positive attitude
Patience

27.) What is your life's motto?
I have two.
Anything worth having is worth waiting for.
Life is too short to hold grudges

28.) What are five words or/and phrases that would describe you?
Childlike, but NOT childish.
Honest to a fault.
Warm hearted.
Loyal
Quiet on the outside.

29.) What are some of your fears/phobias?
Heights, takeoffs and landings on planes (I’m fine once I’m off the ground) Abandonment.

30.) Are you a sexual person?
Yes

31.) What are some of your pet peeves?
Spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors.
Improper use of contractions (Should of instead of Should have or Should’ve)
Improper use of They’re, Their, or There
using (‘) when unnecessary (EX: tattoo’s instead of tattoos)
Text speak
Mangled usage of the English language
Penis pictures as avatars
Multiple selfies in a profile.

32.) Where are your hot spots?
Wifi or other?

33.) What is your relationship status at this moment?
Married and Polyamorous. Mistress with a slave and submissive. I have other partners as well. Open to more.

34.) Do you have any kids?
All grown up! (thank goodness!)

35.) Do you have any pets (animals)?
Yes

36.) What is the most sexual adventurous thing you've done thus far?
I’ll never tell

37.) Do you have a college degree?
yes

38.) Are you currently in school (college or high school)?
No

39.) What is/was/will be your major & minor?
Nursing

40.) What is your life's dream?
I’m living it most days.

41.) What is your dream career?
I’ve done it. (Nursing)

42.) What is your dream car?
Ford F150 (So fun to drive, but impractical for me)

43.) Do you prefer to give or receive oral, more?
I prefer receiving, but will gladly give in many circumstances.

44.) What is your stance on public display of affection?
Depends on the type and how public.

45.) What is your favorite kind of meal?
The ones I don’t have to cook.
Broccoli is my favorite vegetable followed by brussels sprouts

46.) What is your favorite dessert?
Depends on the occasion. It usually involves chocolate.

47.) What is your favorite bodily asset on another person?
The eyes.

48.) What are some of your best qualities (both physical and nonphysical)?
I mentioned them on #10 and #28

49.) What is your spirit animal?
I usually get wolf, but also cat. A little of both.

50.) Are you religious? If so what's your religion?
I’m not overly religious anymore, but I consider myself to be Christian.

51.) If you were a superhero/villain, what would be your name and your super powers (up to four choices)?
I wouldn’t want to be a superhero or villain, but the ability to fly and/or instantly travel to wherever I want would be nice

52.) Who are your top four favorite comedians?
Not sharing that.

53.) What is the superhero film in your opinion?
Your question makes no sense.

54.) Who is the best Batman and Joker? (Yes, Conroy and Hamill count)
The Originals. Adam West as Batman and Cesar Romero as Joker

55.) What is your favorite childhood animated movie?
The Jungle Book

56.) What age did you lose your virginity?
16

57.) What are four things that you consider yourself good at?
Cooking
Writing
Ask me later about the other 2

58.) Are you a morning or night person?
Night

59.) Do you masturbate? If so, when was the last time you did?
Rarely (as in less than once a year)

60.) What are some of your "vanilla" interests?
Look at #21 and #24

61.) What is something that you like but you shouldn't?
Can’t think of anything right now.

62.) Are you ticklish?
Sometimes

63.) Who is the worst director/actor/actress in your opinion?
Meg Ryan

64.) Do you like to dance?
Yes.

65.) Do you like to go out or are you a homebody?
Homebody, but I enjoy myself when I do go out.

66.) Who is the best James Bond in your opinion?
I dislike ALL James Bond movies.

67.) What are you wearing right now?
Shoes

68.) Who is/are your celebrity bae(s)?
I don’t understand the question. English please?

69.) Do you smoke and/or drink?
No.

70.) Which do you prefer crayons, markers, or color pencils?
Sunshine likes crayons. So do I.

71.) Do you prefer showers or baths?
To get clean? Showers.

72.) Have you ever cheated and/or been cheated on?
Yes

73.) What are three of your bad habits?
Correcting others in regards to question #31
Being impatient

74.) What is your nickname?
Merry, Sunshine, or Merry Sunshine

75.) What is the best pick up line you've heard or/and used?
None

76.) What do you wear to sleep?
Nothing, unless it’s cold.

77.) Are you into being​ romantic?
Not really

78.) What is the first thing people notice about you?
I’ve been told it’s my eyes and/or my smile

79.) What is your stance on anal and rimming?
Whatever makes the person happy.

80.) What is your turn up/get hype song?
I have more than one.

81.) What song do you always play when you are sad?
I don’t

82.) What is your favorite animal?
Domestic or wild?

83.) Who's better, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Donnie Yen, or Jet Li?
I enjoy Jackie Chan the most.

84.) What is/was your longest relationship?
About 15 years so far

85.) Have you ever had a one night stand? If so, when was the last time?
Nope.

86.) Who are your favorite male and female pornstar​s?
I don’t really watch porn.

87.) How do you usually wait before you fuck someone?
I don’t have a “usual” amount of time. The shortest was a week after we met. The longest was after 2 ½ years of dating.

88.) What is the last new thing that you tried?
I went to a new restaurant last month. I had corn chowder the first time a week ago.

89.) What was/is your favorite subject in school?
English

90.) What is one thing that absolutely will turn you on everytime?
Biting (giving)

91.) Have you ever sent nudes and/or sexted someone? If so, when was the last time?
Over 3 years ago.

92.) Are you superstitious?
A little

93.) What is your favorite number?
13

94.) Where is your dream location to live?
I don’t have one.

95.) Do you workout?
No

96.) What do you do in order to relax?
Play video games or watching movies usually send me to Lala land

97.) Do you have any allergies?
Many!

98.) What are the top three things that you find unattractive?
Lying
Poor hygiene
Lack of manners

99.) Should we converse with one another after you've answered this?
Only if you want

100.) Do you think that you can turn me on?
I might be able to.

101.) Will you add me as a friend?
I don’t know you well enough, but feel free to follow me.

12 comments:

  1. 1 through 50:

    1. When's your birthday (year not necessary)?


    2. What's your favorite street sign?


    3. What's your favorite color?


    4. What's your favorite season?


    5. Where were you born (the State/Country is fine)?


    6. Where do you currently live?


    7. How old are you?


    8. What is your gender?


    9. What is your sexual orientation?


    10. What is your best asset?


    11. Do you have a favorite superhero?


    12. When was the last time that you had sex?


    13. What is your favorite thing to do in or out of the bedroom?


    14. Do you fantasize during sex?


    15. What is your favorite genre of music?


    16. Who are your favorite musical artists?


    17. Who is your favorite painter?


    18. What is your favorite movie? Favorite TV show?


    19. Who are some of your favorite actors & actresses?


    20. Who are two of your favorite directors?


    21. What are some of your hobbies?


    22. What type of underwear do you prefer to wear?


    23. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so, how many?


    24. What was your favorite pastime as a child?


    25. What do you like to do on weekends?


    26. What are some qualities that you look for in a significant other and/or friend?


    27. What is your life's motto?


    28. What are some words and/or phrases that would describe you?


    29. What are some of your fears?


    30. Are you currently sexually active?


    31. What are some of your pet peeves?


    32. Where do you like to go?


    33. What is your current relationship status? Are you open to dating?


    34. Do you have any kids? How many?


    35. Do you have any pets? What are they?


    36. Do you think you’re sexually adventurous?


    37. Did you go to college?


    38. Are you currently in school?


    39. What was your least favorite subject?


    40. What would you do first if you won the lottery?


    41. What did you want to be when you grow up?


    42. What is your favorite car?


    43. Do you prefer to give or receive oral?


    44. Do you like kissing and/or hugging in public?


    45. What is your favorite vegetable or fruit?


    46. What is your favorite dessert?


    47. What attracts you to someone?


    48. What would you change about yourself if you could?


    49. What is your spirit animal?


    50. Do you attend religious services? If so, how often?

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    1. 1. When's your birthday (year not necessary)? December 1


      2. What's your favorite street sign? any that have been altered to say something funny


      3. What's your favorite color? colors are like letters for me, they all have a place in the world as a whole


      4. What's your favorite season? all but Winter


      5. Where were you born (the State/Country is fine)? New Jersey


      6. Where do you currently live? New Jersey


      7. How old are you? 57


      8. What is your gender? male


      9. What is your sexual orientation? heterosexual


      10. What is your best asset? my brain


      11. Do you have a favorite superhero? Daredevil


      12. When was the last time that you had sex? depends on the definition of 'having sex'


      13. What is your favorite thing to do in or out of the bedroom? probably fish


      14. Do you fantasize during sex? yes


      15. What is your favorite genre of music? Classical


      16. Who are your favorite musical artists? Does this mean the composer or performer? For performers in opera, I'm a sucker for Pavarotti, in chamber music, Christopher Hogwood, as soloists? too many to name. For composers? definitely too many to name and way too dependent on my mood.


      17. Who is your favorite painter? Technically? Sargent, but there are so many more!


      18. What is your favorite movie? Favorite TV show? I'm not a one-note song kind of person


      19. Who are some of your favorite actors & actresses? see #18


      20. Who are two of your favorite directors? Definitely Stanley Kubrick and......see #18


      21. What are some of your hobbies? gardening, drawing, customizing, fishing, building, writing


      22. What type of underwear do you prefer to wear? boxers


      23. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so, how many? 2 rings in left ear.


      24. What was your favorite pastime as a child? probably masturbating

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  2. 51 through 101:

    51. If you were a superhero/villain, what would be your name be?


    52. Who is your favorite comedian?


    53. What is the best superhero film in your opinion?


    54. Star Trek or Star Wars?


    55. Do you have a favorite animated movie? What is it?


    56. Were you over 18 when you lost your virginity?


    57. What are some things that you consider yourself good at?


    58. Are you a morning or night person?


    59. Do you masturbate? If so, when was the last time you did?


    60. What are some of your favorite kinks?


    61. What is something that you like but you shouldn't?


    62. Are you ticklish?


    63. Who is the worst director/actor/actress in your opinion?


    64. Do you like to dance?


    65. Do you like to go out or are you a homebody?


    66. Do you like James Bond movies?


    67. What are you wearing right now?


    68. Do you follow celebrities?


    69. Do you smoke and/or drink?


    70. What do you use to color pictures?


    71. Do you prefer showers or baths?


    72. Have you ever been cheated on?


    73. What are three of your bad habits?


    74. Do you have a nickname? What is it?


    75. What is your least favorite pick up line?


    76. What do you wear to sleep?


    77. Is romance dead?


    78. What is the first thing people notice about you?


    79. Do you like to give or receive anal sex?


    80. What song always makes you happy?


    81. What song do you like to play when you are sad?


    82. What is your favorite wild animal? What is your favorite domesticated animal?


    83. Do you like Kung Fu movies? If so, who is your favorite actor?


    84. How long is/was your longest relationship?


    85. Have you ever had a one night stand? If so, when was the last time?


    86. Do you like porn? What type do you watch?


    87. How long do you usually wait before you fuck someone?


    88. What is the last new thing that you tried?


    89. What was/is your favorite subject in school?


    90. What is one thing that absolutely will turn you on every time?


    91. Have you ever been sent nudes? If so, when was the last time?


    92. Are you superstitious?


    93. What is your favorite number?


    94. Where is your dream location to live?


    95. Do you exercise?


    96. What do you do in order to relax?


    97. Do you have any allergies? If so, what are they?


    98. What are the top three things that you find unattractive?


    99. Do you want to talk to me about your answers?


    100. Do you think that you can turn me on?


    101. Would you want to be my friend?

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  3. In response........

    2.) What's your sign?
    Slippery When Wet. Oh, you mean astrological? Cancer, the crab (THIS had me laughing!)

    3.) What's​ your favorite color?
    Black, although many would argue that black isn’t a color. Let’s go with pink and blue shades, also lavender (when some technical know-it-all tells you black is not a color, tell them "fine, so then when I go to buy black paint, it will be free?"

    7.) How old are you?
    Old enough. (55) ( I'm just 2 years older!)

    31.) What are some of your pet peeves?
    Spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors.
    Improper use of contractions (Should of instead of Should have or Should’ve)
    Improper use of They’re, Their, or There
    using (‘) when unnecessary (EX: tattoo’s instead of tattoos)
    Text speak
    Mangled usage of the English language
    Penis pictures as avatars
    Multiple selfies in a profile.

    ( we are pretty alike on this one!)



    68.) Who is/are your celebrity bae(s)?
    I don’t understand the question. English please?

    (I looked this up and according to the urban dictionary it means either a boyfriend/girlfriend or poop ....if you're Danish )

    98.) What are the top three things that you find unattractive?
    Lying
    Poor hygiene
    Lack of manners (good answers!) Now I'll give you mine.

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  4. 25. What do you like to do on weekends? spend time with Rosa


    26. What are some qualities that you look for in a significant other and/or friend? anyone close to me needs to be trustworthy, honorable, and interesting.....to make it to S.O. they also need a great butt.


    27. What is your life's motto? "living well is the best revenge"


    28. What are some words and/or phrases that would describe you? "sarcastic, kinky bastard"


    29. What are some of your fears? death, senility, blindness


    30. Are you currently sexually active? define 'sexually'


    31. What are some of your pet peeves? hypocrisy, stupidity, poor grammar, and rude driving


    32. Where do you like to go? see #18


    33. What is your current relationship status? Are you open to dating? I don't think Rosa would like that.


    34. Do you have any kids? How many? 2 biological, 3 steps


    35. Do you have any pets? What are they? two albino/hybrid corn snakes, one Mexican King snake, and one Milk snake. (then there are all of my pond fish)


    36. Do you think you’re sexually adventurous? to a degree and in a particular direction


    37. Did you go to college? yes


    38. Are you currently in school? no, unless the school of hard knocks counts?


    39. What was your least favorite subject? math!!!!!!!


    40. What would you do first if you won the lottery? collect the money


    41. What did you want to be when you grow up? a doctor


    42. What is your favorite car? any that I fit in that run without issue


    43. Do you prefer to give or receive oral? probably give....but receiving is pretty nice


    44. Do you like kissing and/or hugging in public? sure, but only Rosa or my kids. I hate this whole 'man-hug' greeting trend!


    45. What is your favorite vegetable or fruit? see #18


    46. What is your favorite dessert? honestly? a perfectly made cocktail matched to whatever I just had for dinner


    47. What attracts you to someone? pheremones


    48. What would you change about yourself if you could? so many things. At 57 I'm still a huge 'work in progress'


    49. What is your spirit animal? I'll tell you once I stop laughing at the question


    50. Do you attend religious services? If so, how often? as often as friends or family die or get married

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  5. 51. If you were a superhero/villain, what would be your name be? I'd like the Corruptor....but it's been taken.


    52. Who is your favorite comedian? whichever can make me laugh in that moment.


    53. What is the best superhero film in your opinion? I'm a huge Marvel fan, but the best superhero film has to be DC's "The Watchmen".


    54. Star Trek or Star Wars? I used to like both but over time have come to like neither.


    55. Do you have a favorite animated movie? What is it? "The Iron Giant"


    56. Were you over 18 when you lost your virginity? yes


    57. What are some things that you consider yourself good at? designing, cooking, writing....


    58. Are you a morning or night person? I don't cease being a person based on where the sun is.


    59. Do you masturbate? If so, when was the last time you did? for me this is a VERY complicated question considering how I live.


    60. What are some of your favorite kinks? I've rarely met a kink I didn't like


    61. What is something that you like but you shouldn't? "shouldn't" how/why?


    62. Are you ticklish? yes


    63. Who is the worst director/actor/actress in your opinion? see #18


    64. Do you like to dance? no


    65. Do you like to go out or are you a homebody? both, but probably lean towards entertaining guests at home.


    66. Do you like James Bond movies? a couple


    67. What are you wearing right now? clothes


    68. Do you follow celebrities? no


    69. Do you smoke and/or drink? yes


    70. What do you use to color pictures? whatever medium is appropriate


    71. Do you prefer showers or baths? showers


    72. Have you ever been cheated on? maybe


    73. What are three of your bad habits? leaving a mess behind my projects, escalating worry, and falling victim to my moods


    74. Do you have a nickname? What is it? not anymore


    75. What is your least favorite pick up line? I don't understand the question. That I've heard? Imagined? Used?

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  6. 76. What do you wear to sleep? depends


    77. Is romance dead? I don't think so.


    78. What is the first thing people notice about you? I'm tall


    79. Do you like to give or receive anal sex? yes


    80. What song always makes you happy? La Donna E Mobile


    81. What song do you like to play when you are sad? Recuerdos de la Alhambra by Torrega or the Adagio for strings attributed (incorrectly) to Tomaso Albinoni


    82. What is your favorite wild animal? What is your favorite domesticated animal? see #18


    83. Do you like Kung Fu movies? If so, who is your favorite actor? no


    84. How long is/was your longest relationship? 30 years


    85. Have you ever had a one night stand? If so, when was the last time? no


    86. Do you like porn? What type do you watch? I prefer erotic images


    87. How long do you usually wait before you fuck someone? in the past? as long as it took for the Viagra to kick in


    88. What is the last new thing that you tried? a Satan's Whiskers cocktail with antelope steaks


    89. What was/is your favorite subject in school? English


    90. What is one thing that absolutely will turn you on every time? analingus


    91. Have you ever been sent nudes? If so, when was the last time? ages ago


    92. Are you superstitious? intellectually no, but viscerally I still fall prey


    93. What is your favorite number? it used to be 7, but now I don't have a favorite


    94. Where is your dream location to live? in a castle on a large estate


    95. Do you exercise? only my mind


    96. What do you do in order to relax? sit by my ponds.....sometimes with a drink


    97. Do you have any allergies? If so, what are they? contrast dye


    98. What are the top three things that you find unattractive? physically? over-sized breasts, bad teeth, and butts that are wider at the hip than in the lower cheek. Emotionally, I hate way more than three things I routinely see in people.


    99. Do you want to talk to me about your answers? only if you want


    100. Do you think that you can turn me on? Are you trying to seduce me? ;-)


    101. Would you want to be my friend? I thought I already was?

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    1. Oh Boy! This is going to be fun!

      First, your response to my responses and my responses back. I hope that made sense!

      68.) Who is/are your celebrity bae(s)?
      I don’t understand the question. English please?

      (I looked this up and according to the urban dictionary it means either a boyfriend/girlfriend or poop ....if you're Danish )
      In that case, anything but constipation or diarrhea!

      Now just responding to you:

      12. When was the last time that you had sex? depends on the definition of 'having sex'
      (I knew I should have written "engaged in intercourse" but I was lazy!)

      35. Do you have any pets? What are they? two albino/hybrid corn snakes, one Mexican King snake, and one Milk snake. (then there are all of my pond fish)
      (I miss my menagerie! I used to have a ball python and a boa constrictor plus an anole.)


      56. Were you over 18 when you lost your virginity? yes
      (How old were you, and did you wait for marriage? Enquiring minds want to know!)


      80. What song always makes you happy? La Donna E Mobile
      (I agree! I actually went to listen, It's been forever!

      81. What song do you like to play when you are sad? Recuerdos de la Alhambra by Torrega or the Adagio for strings attributed (incorrectly) to Tomaso Albinoni
      (Recuerdos de la Alhambra by Torrega was reminiscent of "Ave Maria" for me. Adagio for strings All I can say is thank you! What a lovely piece of music!)

      100. Do you think that you can turn me on? Are you trying to seduce me? ;-)
      (No. I hope that doesn't hurt your feelings,but I respect that you are monogamous. Besides, I get the feeling Rosa is a firecracker)


      101. Would you want to be my friend? I thought I already was?
      (You are! I enjoy and look forward to our time together, and I miss you when I don't see you)

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  7. 12. When was the last time that you had sex? depends on the definition of 'having sex'
    (I knew I should have written "engaged in intercourse" but I was lazy!)

    In that case, probably about 8 or 9 years ago.

    35. Do you have any pets? What are they? two albino/hybrid corn snakes, one Mexican King snake, and one Milk snake. (then there are all of my pond fish)
    (I miss my menagerie! I used to have a ball python and a boa constrictor plus an anole.)

    Very cool. I love reptiles but just aesthetically prefer less girthy snakes. I've seen those lemon yellow pythons though and they are very pretty.


    56. Were you over 18 when you lost your virginity? yes
    (How old were you, and did you wait for marriage? Enquiring minds want to know!)

    I think I was about 21 and definitely before marriage.

    81. What song do you like to play when you are sad? Recuerdos de la Alhambra by Torrega or the Adagio for strings attributed (incorrectly) to Tomaso Albinoni
    (Recuerdos de la Alhambra by Torrega was reminiscent of "Ave Maria" for me. Adagio for strings All I can say is thank you! What a lovely piece of music!)

    You are welcome. Torrega wrote the one piece as a gift to his mother who was from the Alhambra region. Barber's Adagio for strings is also quite poignant. The one attributed to Albinoni is beautiful but it doesn't seem like anyone really knows who wrote it. If you listen to ANYTHING by Albinoni, it becomes pretty obvious the Adagio is not even from the same period, let alone style.

    100. Do you think that you can turn me on? Are you trying to seduce me? ;-)
    (No. I hope that doesn't hurt your feelings,but I respect that you are monogamous. Besides, I get the feeling Rosa is a firecracker) No hurt feelings. It just struck me as a funny question for anyone to ask, so I responded in kind. And 'yes'.....Rosa would not be pleased.


    101. Would you want to be my friend? I thought I already was?
    (You are! I enjoy and look forward to our time together, and I miss you when I don't see you)
    Thanks. I always count on you as well!

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  8. I want to share something with you. The Chopin Nocturnes. There are 21. Find them. Listen. If they do not move you I would be very surprised. Each is more moving than the last. Enjoy and let me know what you think. All the best-------LDPierre

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    1. Obviously that should read "KDPierre"😏

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