101 Mostly Irrelevant Questions and Answers

The stuff people ask me! I'll put an updated set of questions in the comments area.

1.) When's your birthday?
July 13

2.) What's your sign?
Slippery When Wet. Oh, you mean astrological? Cancer, the crab

3.) What's​ your favorite color?
Black, although many would argue that black isn’t a color. Let’s go with pink and blue shades, also lavender

4.) What's your favorite season?
Spring

5.) Where are you from?
Born in Southern California

6.) Where do you currently live?
Long Beach, CA

7.) How old are you?
Old enough. (55)

8.) What is your gender?
Female

9.) What is your sexual orientation?
Whenever possible! I’m very selective, but gender had little to do with it.

10.) What is your favorite bodily asset?
My eyes.

11.) Who's your favorite superhero?
I don’t think I ever had one.

12.) When was the last time that you had sex?
A long while ago. Given the choice, I’d have sex at least once a week

13.) What is your favorite position?
Depends on what’s being done and by whom.

14.) What is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Currently? Engaging in intercourse with one of my Partners.

15.) What type of music do you listen to?
I have an eclectic taste in music. I dislike bluegrass and electronica.

16.) Who are five of your favorite musical artists?
Not answering with the names, but at least one is Heavy metal at least one is a rap artist, at least one started as a boy band from the 1960’s, and one is a female who started in the 1980’s. None of them is Cher.

17.) What are five of your favorite musical albums?
Dark Side of the Moon
Boston
Disney’s Classics (produced in 1980?)
Bat out of Hell
The Anthology of Bread
(None of the above were mentioned in #16)

18.) What type of movies/TV shows do you watch?
I don’t have a “type”

19.) Who are five of your favorite actors & actresses?
Sandra Bullock
Samuel L Jackson
Jack Nicholson
Morgan Freeman
Helen Mirren
Uma Thurman

20.) Who are three of your favorite directors?
Quentin Tarantino
Kevin Smith
I don’t have a third at the moment

21.) What are some of your hobbies?
Napping and cooking large meals.

22.) What type of underwear do you prefer to wear?
Comfortable

23.) Do you have any tats and/or piercings? If so, how many and where at?
Yes to both. I even have a scarification piece. At one point I had about 30 piercings. Most have been retired.

24.) What is your favorite pastime?
Reading books. I mean REAL books, not those e-book things.

25.) What do you like to do for fun?
You mean besides my hobbies and my favorite pastime? Writing.

26.) What are five qualities that you look for in a significant other and/or friend?
Honesty
The ability to laugh at one’s self and me
Kindness
A positive attitude
Patience

27.) What is your life's motto?
I have two.
Anything worth having is worth waiting for.
Life is too short to hold grudges

28.) What are five words or/and phrases that would describe you?
Childlike, but NOT childish.
Honest to a fault.
Warm hearted.
Loyal
Quiet on the outside.

29.) What are some of your fears/phobias?
Heights, takeoffs and landings on planes (I’m fine once I’m off the ground) Abandonment.

30.) Are you a sexual person?
Yes

31.) What are some of your pet peeves?
Spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors.
Improper use of contractions (Should of instead of Should have or Should’ve)
Improper use of They’re, Their, or There
using (‘) when unnecessary (EX: tattoo’s instead of tattoos)
Text speak
Mangled usage of the English language
Penis pictures as avatars
Multiple selfies in a profile.

32.) Where are your hot spots?
Wifi or other?

33.) What is your relationship status at this moment?
Married and Polyamorous. Mistress with a slave and submissive. I have other partners as well. Open to more.

34.) Do you have any kids?
All grown up! (thank goodness!)

35.) Do you have any pets (animals)?
Yes

36.) What is the most sexual adventurous thing you've done thus far?
I’ll never tell

37.) Do you have a college degree?
yes

38.) Are you currently in school (college or high school)?
No

39.) What is/was/will be your major & minor?
Nursing

40.) What is your life's dream?
I’m living it most days.

41.) What is your dream career?
I’ve done it. (Nursing)

42.) What is your dream car?
Ford F150 (So fun to drive, but impractical for me)

43.) Do you prefer to give or receive oral, more?
I prefer receiving, but will gladly give in many circumstances.

44.) What is your stance on public display of affection?
Depends on the type and how public.

45.) What is your favorite kind of meal?
The ones I don’t have to cook.
Broccoli is my favorite vegetable followed by brussels sprouts

46.) What is your favorite dessert?
Depends on the occasion. It usually involves chocolate.

47.) What is your favorite bodily asset on another person?
The eyes.

48.) What are some of your best qualities (both physical and nonphysical)?
I mentioned them on #10 and #28

49.) What is your spirit animal?
I usually get wolf, but also cat. A little of both.

50.) Are you religious? If so what's your religion?
I’m not overly religious anymore, but I consider myself to be Christian.

51.) If you were a superhero/villain, what would be your name and your super powers (up to four choices)?
I wouldn’t want to be a superhero or villain, but the ability to fly and/or instantly travel to wherever I want would be nice

52.) Who are your top four favorite comedians?
Not sharing that.

53.) What is the superhero film in your opinion?
Your question makes no sense.

54.) Who is the best Batman and Joker? (Yes, Conroy and Hamill count)
The Originals. Adam West as Batman and Cesar Romero as Joker

55.) What is your favorite childhood animated movie?
The Jungle Book

56.) What age did you lose your virginity?
16

57.) What are four things that you consider yourself good at?
Cooking
Writing
Ask me later about the other 2

58.) Are you a morning or night person?
Night

59.) Do you masturbate? If so, when was the last time you did?
Rarely (as in less than once a year)

60.) What are some of your "vanilla" interests?
Look at #21 and #24

61.) What is something that you like but you shouldn't?
Can’t think of anything right now.

62.) Are you ticklish?
Sometimes

63.) Who is the worst director/actor/actress in your opinion?
Meg Ryan

64.) Do you like to dance?
Yes.

65.) Do you like to go out or are you a homebody?
Homebody, but I enjoy myself when I do go out.

66.) Who is the best James Bond in your opinion?
I dislike ALL James Bond movies.

67.) What are you wearing right now?
Shoes

68.) Who is/are your celebrity bae(s)?
I don’t understand the question. English please?

69.) Do you smoke and/or drink?
No.

70.) Which do you prefer crayons, markers, or color pencils?
Sunshine likes crayons. So do I.

71.) Do you prefer showers or baths?
To get clean? Showers.

72.) Have you ever cheated and/or been cheated on?
Yes

73.) What are three of your bad habits?
Correcting others in regards to question #31
Being impatient

74.) What is your nickname?
Merry, Sunshine, or Merry Sunshine

75.) What is the best pick up line you've heard or/and used?
None

76.) What do you wear to sleep?
Nothing, unless it’s cold.

77.) Are you into being​ romantic?
Not really

78.) What is the first thing people notice about you?
I’ve been told it’s my eyes and/or my smile

79.) What is your stance on anal and rimming?
Whatever makes the person happy.

80.) What is your turn up/get hype song?
I have more than one.

81.) What song do you always play when you are sad?
I don’t

82.) What is your favorite animal?
Domestic or wild?

83.) Who's better, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Donnie Yen, or Jet Li?
I enjoy Jackie Chan the most.

84.) What is/was your longest relationship?
About 15 years so far

85.) Have you ever had a one night stand? If so, when was the last time?
Nope.

86.) Who are your favorite male and female pornstar​s?
I don’t really watch porn.

87.) How do you usually wait before you fuck someone?
I don’t have a “usual” amount of time. The shortest was a week after we met. The longest was after 2 ½ years of dating.

88.) What is the last new thing that you tried?
I went to a new restaurant last month. I had corn chowder the first time a week ago.

89.) What was/is your favorite subject in school?
English

90.) What is one thing that absolutely will turn you on everytime?
Biting (giving)

91.) Have you ever sent nudes and/or sexted someone? If so, when was the last time?
Over 3 years ago.

92.) Are you superstitious?
A little

93.) What is your favorite number?
13

94.) Where is your dream location to live?
I don’t have one.

95.) Do you workout?
No

96.) What do you do in order to relax?
Play video games or watching movies usually send me to Lala land

97.) Do you have any allergies?
Many!

98.) What are the top three things that you find unattractive?
Lying
Poor hygiene
Lack of manners

99.) Should we converse with one another after you've answered this?
Only if you want

100.) Do you think that you can turn me on?
I might be able to.

101.) Will you add me as a friend?
I don’t know you well enough, but feel free to follow me.